So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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