Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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