and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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