I'm gonna have a badass scar
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
We left an ass print on the piano.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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