Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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