Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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