I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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