i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
if only i could text you this smell
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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