How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
