Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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