I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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