How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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