Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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