Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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