hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
wow bdsm is so cute
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