I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
So. Much. Porn.
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