all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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