yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
he just fucked me for my cheese.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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