I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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