You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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