think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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