they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
