Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i just google imaged poop.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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