The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
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I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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