I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This girl is more easily done than said...
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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