Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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