Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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