i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
