WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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