actually, I'm a sock model
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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