google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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