I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
its not stalking. its research.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Randomize