I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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