I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just puked most of my soul out..
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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