I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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