i was born a porn star she said
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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