I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
only if we run a train.
done.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize