I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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