watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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