I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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