Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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