all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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