Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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