Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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