i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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