i can't believe i had my finger in that
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Sorry about my life...
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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