its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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