He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
