So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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