You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize