Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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