it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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