Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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