Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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