dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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