I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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