Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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